Happy birthday! Age is irrelephant, so enjoy your day. The good news is that youre one year older and so much wiser. ", "Be careful. Happy birthday, man! Oh boy, there are many more original ways to wish someone a happy birthday without using excessive emojis and a GIF of a cat with a party hat and some shades on. ", "If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent! 47. Happy birthday!, 107. Hope this makes you smile and shake your head for the rest of your special day! Happy Birthday! Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! I searched far and wide to find you the perfect present. :), 206. Happy birthday! I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them. Youll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing., 76. In my book, more cake is always a good thing., 249. Happy Birthday!, 165. 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Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares and the fact that I didnt get you a birthday gift., 146. Happy birthday. 81. Happy birthday, lady! Happy [age + 10] Birthday! Dear sister! Thank you for being my best friend. Sister! Wishing you all the happiness in the world! Dear sister, you have been both a joy and a pain in my life, though I think perhaps a greater joy. Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. Happy birthday!, 224. Happy birthday to someone who thought they would have it all together by the time they reached this age., 93. Happy birthday precious. ", "Happy birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age And definitely not acting it.". Hey, happy 29th birthday again. I was just trying to make my wishes funny Happy birthday dear sister!, 208. Wed rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn't know how he is supposed to act! I'm so grateful for your friendship. Happiest of birthdays to the happiest and chattiest person I've ever met! Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live! Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday and point out that you are older than dirt. . You're a koalaty friend. Happy birthday!". Happy Birthday! Send them the gift of laughter this birthday by adding any of these hilarious birthday quotes - they'll be sure to crack a smile at your wisecracks, and you may even earn some full-belly laughter. Happy birthday! Whether you write these 100 funny happy birthday puns in a card, post some cute birthday puns on IG or text them, these are the best to bring a smile to someone's face. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday! Others bake it happen. I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. Happy Birthday! In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished! 85. You look great for your age. The hangover isnt going to be any better this year, so please make the most of it! Not a good smell. They cant remember that far back! Happy birthday!, 114. So, thats pretty cool. Theres no place Id rather be than in your shadow. ", "Its your special day! Happy birthday! Happy birthday weekend! Anyone who tells you that you still look young is lying.. Bird on the street is, its your birthday. Mat Jobe has written for print and online publications for over 25 years. Ryan Reynolds went above and beyond for his buddy Rob McElhenney 's birthday Friday and released a highly-produced song teaching people how to pronounce his name. Because I know it hurts someone like you. Our own funny adult birthday cards are R-rated - some might even deserve an X-rating - and are bound to bring riotous laughter among your dirty-minded friends. ", "Its your party and youll cry if you want to; however, I dont recommend it. Wishing a happy birthday to my warm, kind, and caring aunt. 2) pass the blame. Here are some short birthday wishes for a boyfriend. 1. Happy birthday! "On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Happy Birthday!, 204. Today its official, your turn is over. Time to drink beer and eat sheet cake until you barf. "You're not old. Why are funny birthday messages so popular? Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Really, its nothing to get worked up over. I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift. Happy birthday my old friend! Since todays your birthday, Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. Get Humorous Birthday Cards delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup. Just think about that for a second. Its a ghost hug! Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fools Joke. Getting Older | Overindulging | For Men | For Women | Miscellaneous. You should have said so! They say that age is just a number. Happy birthday! Its a trap. Consider it a very early one for next year. Lets go see Jurassic World. Happy birthday!, 251. Happy belated birthday, from your favorite niece. Dear sister, do you know that with age, wisdom comes? Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldnt find glasses if they were on your face girly. Happy birthday! Enjoy what little hair you have left!, 182. May your birthday be filled with fun, laughter, and joy! Another trip around the sun with you sounds good to me! Barpy napfday! Come on! :), 135. You could crack a joke thats inappropriate for the situation. (But also me.) (I thought youd probably already heard Happy Birthday enough and wanted something different)., 209. ", "Happy birthday! Wonder where you left your phone? Happy birthday, friend! 24. ", "Your farts stink, but until they kill me, I will still love you. I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year., 112. If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. Happy birthday! Cheers to you and your birthday. Have fun today. Here we share funny wishes for friends, sister, brother, Dad, husband, boyfriend, and Girlfriend. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! I cant wait to take advantage of your seniors discount!, 188. 3. Age before beauty. Happy birthday. 72. Happy birthday, cousin!, 233. I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party! Youre how old? She was the one who did the whole job, I . 65. Happy Birthday! ", "Happy birthday, Dude! It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass! Happy birthday to a great friend! That was NOT COOL. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday! . Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. Oh, wait no thats just you. ", "Its your birthday! You look great birthday girl considering your age. Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age., 73. Wishing my sauciest friend an A1 birthday. Youll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Have a nice day cousin!, 246. Alright, you can light the candles on your birthday cake now. Youre at that age where youre old enough to know better, but youre still young enough to do it anyway. Happy Birthday! Now, tell me the story of 200 years ago. Youre aged to perfection. Youre such a special sister. Youre going to love it!, 110. Congratulations dad for another year of life! You're still alive! Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message. I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. Happy birthday to a person so old, they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call., 80. George Meredith. These birthday quotes are a mix of funny and wise. Happy birthday!, 10. Although, in your case, its a very, very, very, very big number! Whether it's your friend, best pal, partner, or grandma, we gotcha. mmm debatable. Happy birthday!, 151. ", "Happy birthday to my brother who has the worlds greatest sister! These funny birthday cards, drawn by some of the edgiest cartoonists and artists, run the gamut from political truth bombs to deliciously dirty jokes. Wait youre how old today? And in some eastern Asian cultures, like in China and Korea, the first 100 days of a child's life is cause for huge celebration, as is the first birthday. ", "One minute, youre young and fun. You could offend someone whos sensitive about their age. ", "Happy birthday to our smart, talented, superbly awesome and crazy cute niece! Sister! #1 My special funny birthday wishes to you!, 205. Add one of our 80 funny birthday wishes to your loved one's birthday card and make their day a little happier. Then I realized, having me as a friend is the best present anyone could ever ask for., 253. On this special day, I ask that you make yourself a promise to do all that you can in life. I'm proud to have you representing the [Last Name] family out there in the world. ", "Happy birthday! Llama just say, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday to the great influential person in my world. No really, Im not joking. Hey Pandas, Is There Anything You Need To Get Off Your Chest? Wiser? 3) Have hot sex. Blow them out! Happy birthday!, 147. Happy birthday cousin! Give your loved one a good laugh on their birthday with our comical collection of funny birthday cards that feature witty cartoons, vintage-inspired sketches, hilarious messages and more. I love you a whole lot. Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady. Youre so very welcome. ", "Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. Know what they said? I'm a little disappointed I don't have more clever children (should have been from the prettiest one). Happy birthday!, 128. Just because youre old doesnt mean you wont still be doing dumb stuff. Happy birthday! May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs., 41. Hey beautiful! Happy birthday!, 131. We have millions of members all over the world.". I wish you many more candles, and for a cake thats big enough to fit them all., 123. ", "I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday!". Happy 75th birthday. But, I am gonna get back at you on your birthday. Happy Birthday! Adult looks good on you", "Name a better birthday duo. And by mask, I mean glass of alcoholic beverage. You got this bro! Happy Birthday! 13. Hope your birthday is shrimply amazing. I remember how you ate my share of cake on my birthday. You dont look a day older than dirt! 6. I hope that you live to be so old, your family members talk about you like youre not even there. Happy Birthday!, 198. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. 57. Happy Birthday! Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago. 74. You were educated in the old ways! Enjoy . Sister! Try to enjoy it., 227. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE no rips! ", "A quick reminder on your special day well-behaved women rarely make history. Sure, they bring parties and good times. Having thee chance to celebrate a friend like you is a true gift. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. Copyright 2023 AllWording.com | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Sitemap | Contact. Oh wait-that's wine. Congrats on avoiding deaths clutches for another year. That was something that happened years ago. Thats what your relatives are for., 108. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling, "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Mans Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order, 50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It, Woman Is Upset That Neighbors Shed Is Too Big, Calls Inspector, Regrets It When They Maliciously Comply, European Is Shocked To Learn How American Suburbs Work, Goes Online To Ask Some Accurate Questions, "Never Come Back To My Restaurant": Chef Bans Rude Restaurant Patrons And Gives $1,350 Bill To 22 Y.O. 150 Birthday Quotes100 Birthday Jokes250 Birthday Instagram Captions135 Birthday Freebies. Super glad you were born. 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